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A Serious Word on “Funny Books”, Part 2

I’ve given this much thought, as much as I can without being intimately aware of the financial politics between Diamond Distributors, publishers, and local comic shops.  And I think I have a possible solution.

The complexities of the comic industry largely involve five groups of “People Who Must Be Happy” with any approaches to digital comics.

  1. The Publisher
  2. The Distributor
  3. The Creatives
  4. The Retailers
  5. The Customers

So far, publishers have been very cautious in approaching the concept of digital comic distribution.  DC Comics for example only offers a few issues of “current” material, typically items that will sell well at retail thus run the lowest risk of cannibalizing sales for retailers.  The vast majority of items offered on DC’s iPad based distribution platform, are books several months old and unlikely to be in popular trade paperback form.  In addition, most of the offerings available are only $1.00 less expensive than actual printed material.

When you’re dealing with a six month old back issue of something most shops have already tossed into the bargain boxes, that $1.99 price might even be more expensive than a “dead tree” product – if you can get one

To keep publishers happy, you need to decrease the volume of piracy while increasing the availability of product.

To keep creators happy, you need to increase the volume of product sales while increasing the amount of royalties.

To keep distributors happy, you need to keep the supply chain intact and expanding.

To keep retailers happy, you need to protect the supply of product that stocks shelves every Wednesday.

To keep customers happy, you need to offer them increased value for the money, and in ways they want it.

When we boil all of the above information down, we come to a single overriding need to keep all five of the groups I listed previously happy. And I believe that a solution exists, if publishers are bold enough to take it on together.

So this is my proposed solution:

I suggest a joint venture between publishers and Diamond Distribution (though Diamond could be bypassed with a bit more effort on the side of the publishers) to create a dual distribution model for physical comics with added digital downloads.

It’s a simple thing to say “Buy dead tree, get digital free”, but a very difficult thing to contemplate when you’re trying to balance the needs of all five aforementioned groups.  Yet, that’s exactly what I’m going to attempt here today.

There are two pillars supporting the approach I suggest tonight, first and foremost is the retail market.

When a person purchases a comic at retail, the clerk should be able to scan each individual item purchased into a computer connected to a database holding records of an account previously created for that customer. The scan would be a simple one – denoting the issue of the comic being purchased – and this would be transmitted along with the date of sale to a centrally managed server.  This server could be managed by a joint venture formed by publishers, or even by Diamond itself.

This server could then use the central records to verify that the retailer is only scanning in copies of issues legitimately sold.  If the number is exceeded by the retailer… well, the customer trying to get his digital copy of a book no longer granted to the retailer as a valid item is going to be a pretty unhappy customer.

The upside to this first scenario is that the customer gets his comics on day of release, and knows he will have a digital copy for later reading.  This would appeal to both collectors who might never crack the spine on a weekly issue, and to the avid readers who don’t want to sort through ten longboxes to re-read a story that suddenly has greater relevance or interest. The publisher continues to make money on sales, creators make money on royalties, distributors make money distributing, and retailers make money with happier customers. The only downside is that this leaves no room for digital-only sales, which is where our second scenario comes in.

For our second scenario, we look at the idea of digital sales.  Transactions where a comic is primarily distributed online in digital form. This is where the real risk-taking comes in.

My suggestion here is that digital comics be made available one or two weeks after arriving at retail, as well as those issues included with a purchase. If a comic is purchased at retail on the first of the month, it would only be unlocked and available digitally on the fourteenth. It would be $.50 cheaper, and available on the fourteenth for those who might be unable or unwilling to take advantage of a retail opportunity.

In the case of the $2.49 digital comic, I would suggest using the “premium” over today’s $1.99 price to subsidize the expenses incurred by retailers and the distributor in setting up the hybrid physical/digital infrastructure. Apply the money to the operation of the authentication and distribution servers, and to reduce or even eliminate the cost for affiliated retailers to sign up users and authenticate purchased comics. This would also enable the publishers and creators to turn a profit in a manner largely compatible with that of physical issue levels – if not greater.

I believe that this kind of approach, or one slightly modified, would best serve the needs of all those involved in the creation and sale of comics.

One thing (among many) I have not covered, is the format these digital comics should take.  As a consumer, and someone well acquainted with the technology of DRM and format obsolescence (ask me about the Commodore 1541!) I would obviously prefer unprotected “.cbr” style archives.  Were I a publisher, I’m fairly certain my thoughts would tend to run more toward ideas of “lockboxes” and “embedded keys”.  I can only suggest that anyone considering implementing this kind of scheme look to the music market, and see where growth and innovation has led to the rise of the unrestricted MP3.

My thoughts on this idea are many, and they range from the simple “at the counter” implementation right on up to graphic novel pricing and authentication server structuring.  However, I’m going to end this little rant for the moment.  If anyone happens to read this and has further ideas or concerns, please let me know.  I’m always up for a good discussion.


A Serious Word on “Funny Books”, Part 1

As those who know me are fully aware, I spend far too much money on comic books.  Not enough to put anyone’s kids through college, but definitely enough to make a small dent in my local shop’s rent every month.  Usually, my monthly expenses at the shop – DK’s Sierra Mountain Comics in Carson City – run between $125-175 over the course of a full month’s pull list. I don’t smoke, don’t drink, and don’t gamble, so I figure I’m allowed one good vice.

My personal comic poison of choice is the DC Universe, which in the eyes of the vast majority of people is the “one with Batman and Superman in it”.  Eighty or ninety percent of what I spend money on every month goes to keeping up with the storylines, continuity, and characters I enjoy reading about in DC’s output every week.  Writers like Gail Simone, Greg Rucka, Eric Trautmann, Garth Ennis, Grant Morrison, and the unstoppable Geoff Johns to name only a few, have made comics an art form that this 36 year old “pathetically aspiring” writer can really appreciate.

(And Dave, that comment above was sarcasm. Don’t chew me out for low self esteem about my writing again!)

Because of those writers, and the characters and stories they get to work with, I have no problem shelling out a couple video games worth of money every month in order to support creators I enjoy.  However, there is a dark side to comics that’s raised a lot of discussion and debate over the past few years. Something that upsets creators, scares publishers, and very likely terrifies small comic book shop owners:

Illegally downloaded comics.

I’m going to go right out on a limb here and admit that yes – I have downloaded comics from the Internet.  In fact, downloading copies of Dan Jolley’s (And later, Stuart Moore’s) run on the rebooted “Firestorm” comic from a few years back is what got me buying any comics at all. The incredibly frustrating combination of impatience, lack of money, and distance (100 miles) from the nearest comic shop lead me to download what I couldn’t buy – which at the time was quite a lot.

There are a number of factors that I believe need to be understood before tackling the issue of downloaded comics, and it is my hope that I understand enough of them to put a solid proposal of a suggestion out here for someone in the industry to consider.

Before I put my suggestion on the table, let’s take a brief moment to try and summarize what happened to the industry as a whole to get where it is today.

In the 1980′s, the comic reader started to get older. I’m not qualified to say exactly how, but it was likely a combination of decreased retail availability and broader entertainment options for the “traditional” comic book buyer. Additionally, comics began to openly feature more mature themes than had been previously done.  The “Comics Code Authority” stamp given to most mainstream weekly comics became less of a requirement for publication, and more of a dividing line between the mature and the youth-oriented.

In the 1990′s, following this market contraction, the speculators arrived.

Suddenly, comic books were collectibles – not things to be purchased, read and tossed in the back seat of Grandma’s car on a road trip to Spokane. For some publishers, quality became less of a concern than novelty or shock value. Foil covers, alternate printings, special sleeves, variants galore. The bigger companies, Marvel and DC got in on the act with a vengeance. Smaller ones struggled to get anything they could onto shelves, whether or not it was actually good.  Some small publishers, like Image, made bigger waves than even Marvel or DC at the time. But when the speculators finally came to their senses, the market collapsed, right along with dozens of publishers and distributors.

“Moichandising, where the real money from the movie is made.”
- Yogurt (Mel Brooks), Spaceballs

In the wake of this crash, the industry was left in a very difficult spot. Sales of new comics no longer held a high place on the balance sheets, if they ever truly did.  The real money came from merchandising the “big” characters such as Superman, Wolverine, Batman, Wonder Woman. Accountants for publishers increasingly saw the weekly comic as a fairly inexpensive way to generate buzz around movies and merchandise.

But the worry about digital comics and illegal downloads is real.

Some publishers have income from merchandising, but most creators don’t. The artist on last week’s issue of Batman doesn’t see a dime from The Dark Knight.  The writer who shepherded Superman through the mid 80′s sees nothing from sales of the original Christopher Reeve films. And your local comic book shop owner sees absolutely zero from the sale of Superman T-shirts at Wal-Mart.

So how does the industry respond to the threat of pirated material?

Please continue on to Part 2 in order to read my suggestion.


The Future of Tablet Computing

Today, an editorial I read on the technology news site Electronista (Formerly MacNN) inspired me to begin thinking about what the future of tablet computing may hold.  The editorial above posits that Google may be its own biggest enemy in competing with Apple for tablet dominance, through having two operating systems in the fight.

First, and foremost in the minds of consumers and technology pundits, is the Android operating system used by many popular cell phones and so far unpopular tablet devices.

Second, Google is on the verge of releasing Chrome OS which I will describe in further detail later on in this article.

The primary thrust of the Electronista article is that Google, by having two incompatible operating systems in what is likely to be seen as a singular “tablet space” on the market, is more likely to be competing with itself than it is with Apple.  In order to properly examine the claims made by Don Reisinger in his article, it is important to evaluate just where Android stands today and where Chrome OS is likely to stand in the forseeable future.

Android OS is by far the simplest of Google’s options to compare with the existing feature set offered by Apple’s iOS based devices.  As the vast majority of Android devices are cellular phones, the cleanest comparison is between phones such as the Motorola Droid and the iPhone 4. Each phone has its strengths and weaknesses, some of which are based on hardware, but most of which stem from differences in the operating system and developer support.  The intent of this article is not to compare the systems feature-for-feature, but to simply state that Android and iOS belong in the same class of operating system – they are by and large fully featured, user-alterable systems that run standalone applications and interface with other devices.

A far less clear comparison is the one that arises by including Chrome OS in the mix.  Chrome is not a known quantity by many, though information about the system has been circulating among the tech-savvy since at least 2008 when its existence was largely a rumor.  Officially only begun in 2009, development on Chrome took a far different focus than the work Google had already been doing on the Android system. In the eyes of many pundits and watchers including myself, Chrome was going to be a direct competitor to the Microsoft dominance of the desktop.

We couldn’t have been more wrong.

The structure of Chrome has been explained as a web-based system, leveraging a network connection and applications designed largely to be based on a remote server. With an interface designed for simplicity, and an underlying system with a heavier focus on security than user modification, Chrome is expected to be used on devices with steady network connections and a limited requirement for users to create content or applications. Additionally, official Chrome OS devices will only be sold by companies approved by Google, implementing features in ways that Google requires.  Users will not be able to download Chrome OS and install it on their own hardware, a tactic that carries strong echoes of the Apple, Microsoft or RIM approaches to the tablet and phone OS markets.

Reisinger’s article posits that Google will, by offering both Chrome OS and Android to consumers, splinter the marketplace and cause serious problems for itself.  He suggests that Google will struggle with growing both the Android and Chrome market shares, with consumers confused about which operating system will be the most appropriate.  I see a problem as well, but I cannot simply agree with Reisinger’s reasoning or conclusion.

Android and Chrome OS may both be offered in tablet forms, but the core functionality will be quite different, and the first indicator pundits should have of this difference is in the name of Chrome OS itself. Chrome is the name of Google’s web browser, now on the market and competing with Internet Explorer, Firefox, and Safari. By choosing to call this new system Chrome OS, Google is being quite clear in telling potential buyers that this OS is intended to leverage the power of the web. I believe that this message will eventually be conveyed, and that Chrome OS devices will make quite a distinctive impact on the market in 2011 and beyond.

The future of Android is far less clear. Currently the darling of the “not an iPhone” market, the Android operating system has made huge gains.  In the first half of 2010, Android devices actually outsold iOS based models, largely on the strength of Verizon’s introduction of the Motorola Droid in late 2009. The Droid, marketed as “doing what iDon’t” by Verizon, struck a nerve with the Apple faithful while finally offering clear temptation to many users who either could not, or would not choose to do business with AT&T or Apple.  Droid, released with the then-new Android 2.0 operating system, finally felt like a true market-ready product unlike the somewhat limited devices sold previously with the far more limited 1.x versions of Android.  The 2.0 system was reasonably fast, reasonably stable, and reasonably good looking. When updated to 2.1 only three months later, prospects for the system looked even stronger.

Unfortunately, Android’s ugly past continued to get in the way.

Phone after phone continued to be released with older versions of Android. Mobile carriers started seeing older versions of Android as a viable option for cheaper, less costly handsets. Device manufacturers decided to encourage this mentality, by offering cut-spec devices at cheaper prices.  Through the use of older Android versions such as 1.5 and 1.6, these companies released a steady stream of underpowered and disappointing hardware.  And due to Google allowing virtually any manufacturer to use Android in one form or another, the practice flourished.

The worst and most recent offender in this trend is Dell Computers.  Having toyed with phone development in the past, Dell finally decided to release an Android based handset only three days ago on August 24th, 2010. Just shy of 10 months after the release of Android 2.0, the Dell Aero shipped to consumers with a base operating system of 1.6.

In addition to providing devices with outdated versions of Android, manufacturers like Dell, HTC and Motorola also tend to offer devices with customized user interfaces. With this, one Android device may look almost entirely different from another, and both of those may appear almost completely distinct from a Google “base” system.

Most of this article has focused on the cellular phone market, and at the current time, that’s where the real fight is happening. The iPad occupies a space nearly entirely to itself, rapidly chewing away at the netbook market. Where many pundits decried the iPad as a threat to the eBook reader market, market projections for the dedicated devices seem to be on the move for heavy growth based on low pricing that Apple will most likely never attempt to match.

Android on the other hand, has been primarily marketed as intended for mobile phones.  One of Google’s few restrictions on Android use, has been to limit the installation of the Android Market application store to mobile phones only.  This is most likely due to piracy controls and unique device identification ability, which would not typically be included in a tablet device such as the iPad when manufactured by companies less concerned with such matters than Apple. As such, Android has yet to appear in a heavily adopted device in tablet form. Many inexpensive options exist, largely as Chinese iPad knockoffs, but these devices typically sport outdated versions of Android or manage to be unavailable for actual purchase.

Chrome OS appears to be ready to avoid those pitfalls. Though Google has released the source code as required by the GNU Public License used by many of its Linux-based underpinnings, the resulting software known as Chromium OS is unlikely to see widespread adoption due to an expected lack of manufacturer support. Companies using Chrome OS will be required to get Google’s sign-off on new hardware releases, giving Google a much tighter grip on the quality and presentation of the Chrome OS brand.

Ironically, Chrome OS might also serve as a savior of sorts for Android. As Google develops services and features for Chrome OS, it is almost a certainty that those features will be rolled into future releases of Android. As Android matures and Chrome OS rises, it is likely that fragmentation in the Android space will decrease while the low-tier manufacturers focus on low-cost Google-blessed Chrome OS devices as opposed to unsatisfying Android offerings.  Running Chrome OS will take much of the support hassle away from device manufacturers, and place the largest burden of design and development on Google’s shoulders.

Taking all of the above into account, it is difficult for me to make a clear prediction as to who will “win” the tablet wars to come. Apple will certainly sell millions of devices, and Google’s twin systems will find themselves in other millions.  Android and Chrome OS may, combined, even grow to dwarf the installed user base of iOS systems over a multi-year period; with the trend in sales of Android devices, this is a far more likely event than many would have suspected only a year ago. I do believe it is fair to say that the rise of Chrome OS – provided that hardware is significantly less expensive than Apple’s iPad offering – and a truly connected way of delivering information, bode well for Google’s fortunes.

Disclaimer, I own both an Apple iPad and Motorola Droid. My previous cellular phone was an iPhone 3G.


A Journal Interrupted

I spent several days trying to think of the best way to write up the events and experiences of my final days in Korea, and unfortunately never found an appropriate way to do so.  There was an evening on the town with friends and a gracious host, a bar called “Cocks” which had nothing to do with genitalia or poultry, but plenty to do with darts, and an excellent little bar on the second floor in one of Seoul’s downtown districts.

I was uncomfortable.

I slept badly.

I got sick.

I would go back in a heartbeat.

The memories will last forever, and even though it felt so good standing on the tarmac at the Reno airport, knowing that I was going to be able to read everything again – I do miss the people, culture and sights. There were a lot of really great people that James and I met in Korea, and I hope to see them again someday.


The Last Day

In just about ten hours, our trip to Korea will be over.

It’s been a hell of a ride, and I’m certainly glad to have had the opportunity to be here, but I am really looking forward to landing in Seattle four hours from now and being able to power up my phone and feel like I have some of my self-determination back.

Yes, that’s right, four hours from now I’ll be in Seattle after getting on the planet in ten. The international dateline is one hell of a thing, and with time zones as they are we will be landing in Reno two hours before we leave Incheon. I think I understand quite clearly how people can find themselves jet lagged, but we’ll see just how badly that hits James and I.  On the way here, it wasn’t that big of an issue.  Coming back… it just might be.

I still have plenty of posts to make, and plenty more pictures and even some video that I want to share.  I’ll just be doing it from the comfort of home, unless I manage to get one more good writeup managed before I hit the sky.

The tool I’ve had much use out of – my iPad – is going to find a new home while I’m here, as it isn’t available in Korea yet.  Someone at home base would like to buy it, so I’m selling it at cost so I can pick up a new one when I get home.  I think I’ll go for one with a slightly larger capacity, for an extra hundred bucks.  That’s going to make the flight a little more boring, but I’m hoping to be able to try and nap while onboard the plane this time.  Fortunately, James and I have decided on a method for trying to squeeze a third, free seat out of Asiana Airlines that looks like it’s working out well.  The “Three Seat Straddle”, where we book our seats as both aisles in the 3 seat row at the center of the plane, expecting that the last seat anyone will possibly want on the flight is that one in the very middle.  According to the online seat reservations tool, the straddle appears to be working so far with plenty of seats available throughout the plane.  If this works, the flight home, while being three hours shorter, will be about ten times more pleasant.


Caution: Small Rant Advisory

When I walk the streets of Korea, I sometimes wonder if what I’m looking at is a libertarian or tea partier’s dream nation come to reality.

A burgeoning, high-tech based economy with towering skyscrapers, a growing economy with a highly motivated, closely knit family culture, and workers more than willing to put in 10+ hour days.

Those are a small few of the many bright points to Korean society.

But then I see food stalls built into the sides of junkyards.  Groceries without any semblance of sneeze shielding over most produce. Streets with parking on both sides and two-way traffic where you couldn’t fit a single American style SUV. Solid glass bathroom doors in hotels designed to pivot at one end in a way that leaves 3-4 inches of a gap at the hinged side where the door might close on your hand.  The very SAME door in use in nearly half the commercial or government buildings I’ve set foot in.  Meals here are often served buffet style, frequently on folded legs on the floor, with your food sitting in a giant tin out in the open for everyone to share.

There are no trashcans anywhere in public parks.

The national power socket standard is installed in such a way as to truly boggle the mind in regards to safety.

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GFCwhatyousay?

Look at that.

Look closely.

Now, here’s what’s directly across from it:

THE SHOWER.

There’s nothing protecting those two gaping holes from getting wet.  The design of them seems to beg for it, as the bottom of each socket is the ground connection.  Inset, rather deeply, to each socket are two plugs for 220 volt AC power. There is no “ground fault circuit interrupt”, or “GFCI” breaker as is required by law in the United States since the 1970′s when the socket is even just over your goddamn sink. Look at your bathroom and kitchen sockets.

Go ahead, the page will still be here when you get back.

It’s got a breaker, doesn’t it?

That’s because there are agencies out there helping you avoid killing yourself, and more importantly, helping you avoid being killed because the guy who built your house was a cheap fucking idiot.  (Well, okay, Mom.  Your house… maybe electrical power wasn’t exactly a priority when it was new.)

We also have health inspectors who make sure the food stalls and carts we visit don’t let people spread the next plague because a kid sneezed his Captain Trips virus all over the waffle cones. And we have construction codes that require buildings with doors that open into thin air two stories above a concrete sidewalk get sealed.  Or at least marked!

I’ve had mixed feelings about Korea since we arrived here.  It’s a great country, and I’ve really liked the people I’ve gotten to know.  They’ve been almost uniformly friendly and helpful, and people serving you in restaurants and shops seem to have a level of courtesy that went out of style in the 1980′s back home.  The person who “owns” home base regularly takes his employees out to lunch up the street – at his mother’s house.  Ten people, sitting on folded legs enjoying a huge spread of a meal this older lady puts on every single weekday.

What’s not to like and respect about a culture that gives me the impression that’s a more natural thing than it would be back home?

Unfortunately, a number of things.  They’re small, but they’re out there.  And they’re emblematic of problems inherent in the philosophy of a minority of people back home who seem to be getting a disproportionately loud voice.


Hotel Rooms, Puppies, and Spelling

Koreans don’t seem to have figured out how to hyphenate their own place names when translating them to English. Sure, you run into the occasional problem with spelling in a translation; “gwang” vs. “guang” is a good example, though they might actually be separate words in that example. On the subway train here – Seoul’s Line 5, the longest underground rail line in the world, I hear – the area we’re in is spelled Omokgyo while on other signage, Ohmokgyo.

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Ohm-ok-g Yo?

Hyphenation is a whole other area that, one might think, would be easier to sort out. So far, that doesn’t seem to be any clearer. Our hotel’s website spells the name of this Co-Op Residence location as “Oh-mok Gyo” in the title of the page, while graphics and references on the pages themselves refer to the spelling as “Ohmok-Gyo”.

Spelling aside, our new, third hotel is actually fairly nice.  It’s a 740 room “Co-Op Residence” as the name implies, consisting of small rooms like our own, larger rooms also intended for short to medium stays, as well as extended-stay suites.  Each room comes with furnishings and kitchenware, including our own basic one.  The furnishings, to be honest, are crap, but hey, we’re paying the equivalent of $40 a night and can actually sleep. Can’t bitch that much.

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Not Pictured: Zoning Laws

The above picture was taken from the nearby balcony, looking toward the subway station we use to travel throughout Seoul. The long building in the lower left is some kind of machine shop, and right at the corner where our subway station lies, is a junkyard.  Not only that, but a junkyard with one wall knocked partially out to make room for a food stall.  It looks about as appetizing as it sounds.

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1233 - Bland Incarnate

Though our room on the 12th floor might be fairly unassuming from the hallway, allow me to assure you that there are still intriguing bits in the picture above. At least, if you’re a construction and architecture nerd to any degree.  The door handle?  RFID based, so you simply slap a card against it to unlock.  Fairly standard.  The little steel door on the lower left?  Access to the plumbing systems for the small bathroom.  Efficient.  The white box to the right of the door?  Intercom. Yawn.  The white box to the left?  Power meter. Ya… wait, what?

Yes, each room in this building has its own electrical power meter, telling you how many kilowatt hours have been run through the apartment since it was last reset.  I haven’t seen anything in the paperwork telling me what this information is used for, or why they didn’t just centrally monitor it from the office.  Maybe it’s a shame thing?

Sadly, we don’t have enough electronic gear with us to send the digits flying nearly as impressively as we’d like.

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Hooray Hall Noise!

That door beyond the elevators?  Yep, that’s our room. We hear a lot of crying children fading into the distance as the elevator sinks to the lower floors.

While I wait for more pictures to finish uploading so I can work on more posts, here’s a puppy for sale at E-Mart, Korea’s answer to Sam Walton’s brainchild.

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Just Like a Puppy. Only Korean.


Days Found

Once again, I’ve found myself taking a bit too long to get my thoughts together and get things posted online. The process of uploading pictures and video to the net, and then including them in a blog post is a little more convoluted than I would like. Were I to have spent a little more planning time and setup work on my website than I did, maybe it would have been a smoother process with a few more updates than it’s turned out to be.

Today’s image upload was a whopping 58 items, primarily composed of still images but with the inclusion of a couple clips of video, it took nearly an hour to transfer to Google’s web servers.

I’ll be posting a few articles in series here, assuming all goes as planned with the time I’m spending at my computer right now. Each one will try and cover some of the gaps left in my “days off” from posting.


Many Updates Coming

It’s been pretty non-stop the last couple of days, I haven’t had a time to sort out most of my thoughts on the new hotel and the last few days of things we’ve gone out and done.  But, expect a number of posts as soon as I get a chance to settle in.  Plenty of pictures and even some video are coming soon!
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The Lost Day (2)

Forgive me, readers.

It has been over a day since my last self-expression.

In the past 24 hours I have vacillated from titling this post “I Hate it Here” as a reference to fictional journalist and Hunter S. Thompson analogue “Spider Jerusalem“, and the simpler title I use above.

As I expected much overreaction were I to “borrow” the fictional Jerusalem’s title for his weekly column, I decided upon the less incendiary titling.

The last two days, to be honest and direct, have had moments of enjoyment surrounded by a moat of utter shittiness.

Though due to illness, sleep deprivation and significant quantities of alcohol, my recollection of the events of the past two days is a little hazy, my current state of awareness and cognizance leaves me in the mood to document as much as possible.

Last night was “drinking with the guys” night.

James, myself and three friends – two of which we’ve known for a while, and one we’d just met – decided to spend some time checking out the bars in downtown Seoul. Long story short, a fun night running overly long with the eruption of finger pointing and unpleasantries not involving James or myself in a direct fashion. A few beautiful sights, a great walk through one of downtown Seoul’s college-party districts, and a few rounds of darts later James and I found ourselves in a taxicab enroute to “Hotel Sheety” for what would be the final night.

When this morning made the second in three days where my waking up was accompanied by much vomiting, and even more soreness in every joint, the decision was made to get out of Dodge, AKA “Hotel Amigos”. For a $40 a night sex-romp dive, the hotel wasn’t necessarily a bad place, but for someone who needed at least one night’s worth of sleep in the last 6, it was turning into a personal hellhole.

Plans today had originally involved us being taken on a tour of an ancient fortress outside of the city, but my rather gimpy condition as well as our need to find new lodgings took precedence.  With a number of phonecalls and a great deal of research, we wound up at a third hotel.  The “Co-Op Residence” near Yongpjeong station.  There’s a far longer walk to a far more annoying subway station, and the subway trip itself is at least four times longer, but – with a little luck – this room on the 13th floor, which has certainly seen better days, will serve adequately.

The bed is a worry though.  When we checked one of the beds previously to checking in, the mattress was different. Better. This one? Very… springy.  I hope it manages to leave me intact at the end of the night, or at least allows me to REACH the end of the night.

I have more pictures, will upload them tomorrow.


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